Recording

Today we´re starting to record our album. Joel and Jens are already in the studio. Patrik and I are going there tomorrow. So I mighn´t write so much here the next few days or weeks or so. I´ll try, but no es possible porqué no tenemos internet allí.

Key of the Day: F# Minor

Industri Royal Trivia: I haven´t slept for three hours.

Part B

Part B is never awesome. I spoke to Joel today. He sounded like he was almost part C. Sorry if I´m not writing anymore right now. I need to throw up.

Key of the Day: The key to my apartment. Where is it?

Industri Royal Trivia: Patrik tried to fight me yesterday. Luckily I was too drunk to feel pain.

Part A

Ok, the title was lame, but I want to be able to name the next post "Part B". You know, like, as in "What comes before part b?" "- Parteeey!!!"

Ok, that´s still lame. But I don´t care. I am lame sometimes. That is not my problem, it´s yours. Suckers.

Blog me up before you gogo

Today is like the last day of spring. Then it will be winter. No, just kidding. We can´t control the weather yet.

Our break from rehearsing is starting to get on my nerves. I´ve kinda got withdrawals. Yesterday I dreamt we were rehearsing. It was like heaven, it was. But then I woke up to a day of no rehearsing at all. Lots of football, though. But no rehearsing.

Key of the Day: Any key at all!

Industri Royal Trivia: Ghosts are real.

Wild Blogs

It´s windy as hell outside. I do of course realize I don´t really know if it´s windy in hell, but I´m guessing it is. Joel called me tonight. Í was asleep but he wouldn´t stop ringing so finally I picked up the phone and he said:
- How come you´re not sleeping? Then he hung up.

Key of the Day: CD-key to Counterstrike

Industri Royal Trivia: When not rehearsing, we usually eat punkgryta.

Blagger

I don´t think anyone will get the title of this post. If you do, beprouden yourself. You can also just be proud of yourself. That´ll work out just fine as well.

We are now on a well-needed two and a half day vacation. That means no one but I will rehearse. But I think they deserve it. The rest of the band have been rehearsing seven days a week since december, that´s kinda though really. This will be the first break for them. I´ve just been rehearsing that much since I joined the band two months ago.

Anyhow, on friday or saturday we begin recording our new album. That´ll be legendary. Wait for it. DARY!
D´oh.

Key of the Day: G Major

Industri Royal Trivia: Jens is awesome at computerizing.


Oscuridad

Ever so often things happen. Sometimes you might see that these things happen for a reason. Sometimes they don´t. Today nothing happened, but that is also a kind of happening, the nothingness. So you mighn´t be able to say that nothing happened, because even nothing is kinda something, isn´t it?

Key of the Day: B Major

Industri Royal Trivia: I´ve been drunk for three days now.

Reminder

Don´t forget to download our new single "Location Location Location". It´s available for free at our Myspace and our Website. In case the links doesn´t work: Fear not, for I have placed permanent links under the links column called "Länkar".

The TubeLube: Our song Killing Tony from our last EP

Blogg Means Blog

Rainy summer. That´s great. Or is it? No. Don´t think so. Or do I? No, I do not. Nor do I like snow. I hate all weathers but sunny weathers. Whether the weather is sunny, or just warm, doesn´t really matter, though. As long as it doesn´t rain I´m happy. And snow. It´s not allowed to snow either.

You see what I just did? I stole at least a minute of your life. Sucker!

The TubeLube:


Key of the Day: B Minor

Industri Royal Trivia: We wish we lived during the jolly -20´s.

Thunder Bloag

I think the sun is shining. That´s cool. I think it´s going to be warmer soon. That´s also cool. Lots of coolness going on now. Soon we´re going to start recording our new album. That´s not cool. That´s awesome!

I called Jens this morning. He didn´t answer, so I assumed he was dead. He wasn´t . Think about that for a while.

Key of the Day: G Minor

Industri Royal Trivia: We are unbeatable at Trivial Pursuit.


Banjo

I am looking at a banjo right now. I should learn how to play it. Banjos are awesome. True story.

We rehearsed today. As usual. But today we mixed it up a bit. I played the drums. That was probably the single most exhausting experience I´ve ever experienced in my whole life. Also it was fun.

Key of the Day: A Major

Industri Royal Trivia: Crips triviatium.

Borrachísimo

Lo siento, pero estoy borracho. Mi hermano está borracho tambien. Somos borrachos.

Don´t know if my spanish skills really are any good, but fuck you, cabrón!

The TubeLube:




Hej då.

The Key

Splendid days after splendid days. Aren´t ya´ll happy? Today it´s time to present the official key. The very best songs in the world. Not according to me. Not according to Industri Royal, but according to The Key - John Spitfire.

And, if you take a look at The Key, not John Spitfire, but the key I´m going to present here, you´ll see that I was the only one who was the least bit right about music.

THE KEY: (DRUMROLL)

1:
Bruce Springsteen - Thunder Road

2:
Bob Marley - Redemption Song

3:
Bob Marley - No Woman No Cry

4:
Jackie DeShannon - When You Walk In the Room

5:
Stevie Winwood - Back In the High Life Again

Key of the Day: B Major

Industri Royal Trivia: Patrik is a great taxi driver. Right now he´s on a 13-hour shift.

The TubeLube

Oh it´s a jolly special day today! It´s time to present a new feature on the blog. The TubeLube!
What on the tube makes you lube? We won´t keep our lubes secret. Here´s one. Enjoy!

The TubeLube:


Thursday, bloody thursday.

Jens scared me today. I got so frightened I just stoped whatever I was doing (looking at ham). That´s like my thing, when I get scared. Worthless survival instincts, but really useful when having to pretend not getting scared.

Today it´s Patriks turn to present his favourite songs right now.

Patriks Favourite Songs Right Now:

1:
Markus Krunegård - Jag är en vampyr

2: Kristian Anttila - Smutser

3: Kirsty MacColl - A New England

4: Håkan Hellström - Dom fyra årstiderna

5: The Last Shadow Puppets - The Age of the Understatement

Key of the Day: F# Minor

Industri Royal Trivia: Jens hit puberty when he was six.


Eksplotion

It´s still cold. But I´m not going to complain about the unawesome coldness today. At least not now, I will probably do it later.

Today I´m going to present Jens favourite songs right now. But not yet. Soon.

Now.

Jens Favourite Songs Right Now:

1:
Journey - Be Good to Yourself

2:
Rod Stewart - Rhythm of My Heart

3:
Whitesnake - Love Ain´t No Stranger

4:
Giant - Time To Burn

5:
Gary Moore - Thunder Rising

Key of the Day: E Major

Industri Royal Trivia: We rehearse seven days a week.

Moulin Blouge

It snowed today. Mid-May and it´s snowing. Even up here that´s outrageous. I´m outraged. All the awesome we had built up during the last two weeks of nice, sunny weather was flushed away by the incredible humiliation of being snowed at. I curse ya´ll, you weather gods who rule over our grey, pointless skies.


To cheer up we can all listen to Joels favourite songs right now.

Joels Favourite Songs Right Now:

1:
Eldkvarn - 3:ans spårvagn genom ljuva livet

2:
Eldkvarn - Landsortsgrabb

3:
Eldkvarn - Mörkret knackar på min dörr

4:
Eldkvarn - Fulla för kärlekens skull

5:
The Who - Reign O´er Me

For those of you who doesn´t know of Eldkvarn, maybe you´re not from Sweden. In England Eldkvarn is probably known as Firemill.

Key of the Day: B Major

Industri Royal Trivia: Joel was born with an extra bone in his foot.

Hyväpä!

There isn´t really anything going on right now. It´s sunny, but cold. And windy. Nothing´s happening at all. We´re all just waiting for to start recording our new album.

So in order to pass the time I´m now presenting my five favourite songs right now.

Eriks Five Favourite Songs Right Now:

1:
The Pogues - Birmingham Six

2: Bruce Springsteen - Thunder Road

3: Ebba Grön - Hat&Blod

4: Pavarotti - Nessun Dorma

5: David Bowie - Rubber Band

Key of the Day: A Minor

Industri Royal Trivia: Jens has eyesight better than an eagle. He also hears like a bat. He´s superman.

OH

Random words written on a keyboard and published in a blog.
Random words written on a keyboard and published in a blog.
Random words written on a keyboard and published in a blog.
Random words written on a keyboard and published in a blog.
Random words written on a keyboard and published in a blog.

Random words written on a keyboard and published in a blog.
Random words written on a keyboard and published in a blog.
Random words written on a keyboard and published in a blog.
Random words written on a keyboard and published in a blog.
Random words written on a keyboard and published in a blog.
Random words written on a keyboard and published in a blog.
Random words written on a keyboard and published in a blog.

Random words written on a keyboard and published in a blog.
Random words written on a keyboard and published in a blog.
Random words written on a keyboard and published in a blog.

Key of the Day: Bb Minor

Industri Royal Trivia: Joel has a tattoo on his butt.


Splendid

I´ve found a new word of awesomeness. It´s going to be my favourite word this summer, I think. Which word, you might ask. I mightn´t say. You´ll have to find that out on your own.

Today is the most awesome day of all. Better than christmas and heroin together. It´s Michelles birthday. It´s going to be legen..wait for it...Michelle is so cool. She has a tattoo of a pistol on her chest. Also she smokes. Dary! Legendary!

Yesterday I had a visit from an old friend. He was dead. I dug him up. Then we had a tea-party. He didn´t say much, nothing at all really, but I didn´t care. I was happy doing all the talking. That was a splendid day.

Key of the Day: E Minor

Industri Royal Trivia: Who cares about trivia today? It´s Michelles b-day!

Blogue

I´ve read somewhere that we´re awesome. I can´t really argue with that. Today at practise we were not merely awesome. Ok, we started out awesome, but then Joel told us to awesome up. Then we got awesomer.

Yesterday our song Location Location Location was played at P3 Lab. I think you can go to their website and listen to it.

Tomorrow´s the biggest day of the year, apparently. It´s Michelle´s birthday. I´m counting on everyone to greet her with the proper greetifications tomorrow.

Key of the Day: G Major

Industri Royal Trivia: Noriko´s in town.


Gigabyte

We reached Soderhamn around four. It was a creepy town. Everyone was really friendly but I noticed that the town was supervised by a not-so-well hidden nazi-castle on a mountain nearby. That was a bit scary. Also there were lots of drunks on the streets. But drunkards are the only people you really can trust, so I teamed up with them. They thought I was "Hasses grabb". I don´t know what that means.

Later on we ate at a place called Kebab "Fun" House. The name of the place was a bit suspicious. What was the "fun" they were referring to, we asked ourselves. The kebab was dissapointing, but Jens had a pizza with french fries on it.

Awesomized by the awesome pizza we went on stage. There were, like, twenty people in the audience, if you count the bar staff and us. But still, the audience was really excited and the gig went well.

Afterwards we met Hash-Tryggve, a fourty-something guy that was kind of stiff and wanted to talk about trademark-registering. Joel had him unstiffen, and get awesome. He did. All of a sudden he tagged along to a weird afterparty where the host tried to run away from us. Hash-Tryggve talked about hash all the way. He explained what a "svartbraja", "gummiafgan" and "shobang" was. We lost him at the afterparty, or maybe we ran away from him.

Key of the Day: E Major

Industri Royal Trivia: We love ninjas.


Ryan Giggs

Today we are going to Soederhamn to have a gig. Because of that I can't really promise to write something later today. Who knows if they've got internet down there, really?

We have a new design on the blog now. Hope you'll like it! If not, go to hell and burn 'cause you're worse than Hitler.


Key of the Day: E Minor

Industri Royal Trivia: Joel did once have a moustache. Jens did also have one. And Patrik. I might've had one when I slept but then it hid and I thought I mightn't have one and shaved my moustache that I didn't have.


Patrik

When Patrik was born, nobody cheered. There was nothing but one sound, and one sound only. A long, intense, totaly synchronized gasp. And after the gasp there was silence. Total silence for ten long seconds until Patrik said:

- What?


It should be mentioned that Patrick was a special child. He was not ugly, nor fat. He was tall. He was born 1.90 cm, and he could also talk. Some say that he wasn´t really a kid when he was born, he was just some pschyco who had hidden inside his "mothers" body for nine months when he didn´t have any where to live. That could also explain why he developed a beard when he was five months old.

If that is true or not, I daren´t say but I dare say that the whole world love the belly-hiding-beard-growing-pschyco who goes by the name Patrik

Happy Birthdaee Peepshow!

Key of the Day: B Major

Industri Royal Trivia: Industri Royal have had seven guitarists over the years. None that doesn´t suck except for me.

Occupado

Today we had a gig. We found out about it two hours before we played. However, it was awesome. Too bad you missed it. Really. Lo siento.

In two days we´re going to Soederhamn to play at some place there. Dunno where, but a gig is always a gig. Except when it´s not, then it´s not a gig. But still, it´s a gig according to the first rule.

Key of the Day: F# Minor

Industri Royal Trivia: We believe in lasers, outer space and awesome flying devices like hoover-bikes.

Photografik

Today we shot some pictures. I hope they were awsome.

I met a man on the bus today. He said he knew my band and that he loved us. I asked him why he was walking around loving four guys in their twenties. He said he was fifteen. I replied swiftly with a disgusted: No way! You look like fifty. He said he´s aging quickly. I felt a bit sad for him.

I didn´t really take the bus today, but if I´d done that, that would´ve been what would´ve happened most probably.

Key of the Day: G Minor

Industri Royal Trivia: Every now and then Joel gets drunk and sings Thunder Road, but he doesn´t really know the lyrics.

Afternoon Delight

Shane MacGowan is awesome. Hästpojken is not. We hates them, my precious....

I wasn´t referring to the song called Shane MacGowan though. That is, unfortunately a really catchy song, but still it sucks.

Key of the Day: D Minor

Industri Royal Trivia: One day, Erik woke up thinking he was a robot.


Sarcasm

Sarcasm is for losers. Empty statements are brilliant. I always state empty. Today my stomach is emptier than ever before. I haven´t been able to eat for twenty hours now. Except for half a cheesburger and an ice cream.

I promise to write sometihing more awesome later. Or maybe tomorrow. I´m to tired now.

Key of the Day: G Major

Industri Royal Trivia: Once a week, Industri Royal has Saturday.

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