Industri Royal

The gig at Scharinska was awesome. Thanks to all who showed up, you were ace!

Now it´s all about focusation (not a real word, huh?) on the new album. We´re making awesome progress at the moment.

Key of the Day: F# Minor

Industri Royal Trivia: I always cheat when playing chess.

Tomorrow night we´re going to have a gig at Scharinska. Some might say it´s going to be awesome. I´d say it´s going to be ace. And I´d most probably be right.

Key of the Day: D Major

Industri Royal Trivia: Jens won against Patrik in vegetarianism today.

And we´re off to the recording studio again. We´re really making awesome progress.

On saturday we´re having a gig at Scharinska. It is going to be ace. Really ace. In october we´re going to Germany and Holland for a quick and awesomeizing seven-day tour.

Key of the Day: A Major

Industri Royal Trivia: Jens is kinda like Lex Luthor.

I´m sorry I haven´t been so active lately, but it´s summer and I have been out doing nothing in the absent sun. Also we have been recording our new album, and they haven´t invented Internet where the recording studio is, thus impossibleizing bloging.

I will try to write a longer update tomorrow.

Key of the Day: D Major

Industri Royal Trivia: When Patrik is happy, he is happier than some.

Oh, it´s really horrible. Loosing on extra time against those spaniards. It´s just insulting, it is, isn´t it? I hate football, and I love it. It´s awesome and unawesome at the same time. Tonight I´m not going to be able to sleep at all.

Key of the Day: D major

Industri Royal Trivia: Jens hates football, and I can really understand him right now.

On monday we´re going to restart recording our new album. I´m really, really, really, really excited about it. It´s going to be awesome. No, wait. Better up. It´s going to be gruesome! I promise, nay, I oath it.

Barney rules.

Key of the Day: G Major

Industri Royal Trvia: Not even I can always spell trivia right.

I´ve decided I´m on vacation. A man on vacation can´t really be forced to blog every day. That´s my one political belief I´ve got left.

Joel called me this morning around seven. I didn´t answer. He sent me five texts about nothing. This story is also abouth nothing.

Key of the Day: D Major

Industri Royal Trivia: Jens is awesome at watching movies.

This night I woke up to an awesome crash. But it wasn´t so awesome. It was a stone breaking one of my windows and landing on my laptop. The laptop was fine, however, but I couln´t for my life manage to glue back the window pieces.

I looked out the window and there stood. Wait for it...

Wait some more.... let´s take the key of the day first.

Key of the Day: G Minor

Ah, not yet....hm, I think I´ll tell ya´ll tomorrow.

Industri Royal Trivia: I´m awesome!

Gruesome is the new awesome! Remember that.

Today I´ve had a bad hangover. Yesterday I had a great drunkness. It was gruesome. Joel and Jens was also drunk. I think Patrik was kinda drunk as well, but he didn´t say mean things, so maybe he was sober.

Key of the Day: F Major

Industri Royal Trivia: Jens knows how to party.

I choose to say soccer. I don´t like it, but it´s a matter of principles. And a man is not a man if he doesn´t stick to his principles. Nor is he a woman. In such a case he would be an unawsomemizing character, like a non-scary ghost or a vampire without fangs. Really dull. Like a wall but without the roof-bearing or wind-outshutting abilities. You get me.

Anyhow, soccer is fun. You love it.

I think I´m going to steal my daddy-o´s Rickenbacker. It´s a great guitar. It also has twelve strings, which makes it even more awesome. The matemathics are really quite simple there: A guitar has more strings than a bass, and a guitar is cooler. A twelve string guitar has twice as many strings as an ordinary guitar, and that has to make it twice as cool.

The only exceptions are those unawesome seven-string guitars. They suck royally.

Key of the Day: C# Minor (The Key of the Day was today provided for by Grim.)


Industri Royal Trivia: If Grim was old enough, he would´ve been able to buy beer. But he´s not.

Another day of grand nothingness. But that´s not so bad, after all. I can laugh at all the suckers who has to work in order to survive. I´m more of a parasite, or maybe some kind of bacteria; I´ll always survive. Except if someone would kill me, then I´ll die.

Key of the Day: D Major

Industri Royal Trivia: Patrik has more cred than me and Jens together.

Now we´re on holiday, a short break from recording and it sucks. I want to play music, not sit at home and wait. I´m quite sure the other guys in the band feels the same way.

Yesterday I think I beat my own record of lazyness. I lay in the bed for 35 hours, except when I went to the toilet or went downstairs to get a pizza. Now I´m feeling rested as hell. Don´t think I´m gonna need to sleep for like five days or so.

Key of the Day: D Major

Industri Royal Trivia: Joel looks like me, I don´t look like him.