Mysteries and Miracles
Today was a mysterious day. Firstly I woke up on time. Thenly I ate breakfast. That was two mysterious happenings that doesn´t happen so often. The day was bound to be mysterious, of course. Later on, when we were going to reherse, the biggest mystery of all occurred. Joel wasn´t there. He hadn´t called or left any message about his absense, so we decided he´d died. We had a short ceremony and then we picked a new singer. But the story doesn´t end there.
A few hours later I run into Joel shopping food at the local grocery store. He told me he´d just descended from heaven to salvage mankind and so on, and descending is quite hard work. That´s why he was shopping food.
So congratulations, mankind. You do now have a saviour again!
Key of the Day: F# Minor
Industri Royal Trivia: Patrik is awesome.
A few hours later I run into Joel shopping food at the local grocery store. He told me he´d just descended from heaven to salvage mankind and so on, and descending is quite hard work. That´s why he was shopping food.
So congratulations, mankind. You do now have a saviour again!
Key of the Day: F# Minor
Industri Royal Trivia: Patrik is awesome.
Fight Night
But there wasn´t any night going on. It was broad daylight and no one was drunk. It was just ugly. It all started with a penny in the door. And there was hatred I never seen before, not ever. I don´t know who threw the first punch, it was probably me, but I teamed up with Jens against Joel and Patrick. Jens had drum sticks to throw and one of them hit Joel in the eye. Joel and Patrick got their revenge by trashing Jens´ drums and smashing my guitar against my head. I thing I lost my hearing on the right ear.
Finally they chopped of the tips of two of my fingers. I hate them. But I think I hate Jens moore. He joined their team when he realized they were about to win. Bloody Judas.
Key of the Day: A Minor
Industri Royal Trivia: Jens did once buy Erik sixteen beers. They´ve been friends ever since.
Finally they chopped of the tips of two of my fingers. I hate them. But I think I hate Jens moore. He joined their team when he realized they were about to win. Bloody Judas.
Key of the Day: A Minor
Industri Royal Trivia: Jens did once buy Erik sixteen beers. They´ve been friends ever since.
Giggedigiggedi
Yesterday we had a gig, that´s why I didn´t bother to write here. The gig was awesome, and all of you who missed it should really feel sorry for yourselves...you kinda suck.
Despite some free beers and free food, we didn´t really manage to get drunk after the gig and by midnight the whole band went home. I think the lack of oxygen was a big reason for our tiredness.
Key of the Day: B Minor
Industri Royal Trivia: Industri Royal loves Blind Guardian.
Despite some free beers and free food, we didn´t really manage to get drunk after the gig and by midnight the whole band went home. I think the lack of oxygen was a big reason for our tiredness.
Key of the Day: B Minor
Industri Royal Trivia: Industri Royal loves Blind Guardian.
Friday
Today it´s friday. That´s great, some might say. Great indeed, would I say. But still, friday is not as awesome as saturday. It´s obvious of course: We have a gig tomorrow, and thus awesomeing up the whole concept of saturday.
Key of the Day: E Major
Industri Royal Trivia: Jens started smoking when he was 21. He quit at 22.
Key of the Day: E Major
Industri Royal Trivia: Jens started smoking when he was 21. He quit at 22.
Brokasti
Today I met a guy I hate. I really, really hate him. But he thinks we´re friends. He´s like a social retard, I think. I know you shouldn´t hate guys because they´re retards, but all liberal fucks are retards anyways so it´s a tough dilemma, really.
Anyhow, I slipped drugs in his pockets and called the cops. He got shot, I win.
Bandpractise was great today, as usual. It´s really nothing to write about. Maybe that Patrik brought Mandelkubb to the kaffe...that was awesome.
Key of the Day: G Major
Industri Royal Trivia: Joel´s hair is real.
Laviator
Today we had to celebrate many things, among wich my MVG in spanish was the awsomest. We celebrated it by rocking our asses off and then having a beer.
Joel grabbed my guitar today. At first I was like: Yeah whatever, but after ten minutes of various (but mostly one specific) blues figures, I started to realise that I wouldn´t get my guitar back for a while. So I began crying.
Luckily my brother felt sorry for me and gave me my guitar back.
Key of the Day: The key to my heart.
Industri Royal Trivia: Today during band practise, I cried.
Joel grabbed my guitar today. At first I was like: Yeah whatever, but after ten minutes of various (but mostly one specific) blues figures, I started to realise that I wouldn´t get my guitar back for a while. So I began crying.
Luckily my brother felt sorry for me and gave me my guitar back.
Key of the Day: The key to my heart.
Industri Royal Trivia: Today during band practise, I cried.
Perfect Game
Today, we scored a perfect game. Really, we did. If you don´t believe me, I might say you´re Hitler.
Me and Jens had a great day before we practiced as well. We sat in the sun sipping beer and cheering on the old A-teamers that passed by on their daily hunt for alcohol.
Joel woke up to an explosion. He refused to tell us what happened.
Key of the Day: E Major
Industri Royal Trivia: Everyone in the band, except for Jens, likes sex.
Me and Jens had a great day before we practiced as well. We sat in the sun sipping beer and cheering on the old A-teamers that passed by on their daily hunt for alcohol.
Joel woke up to an explosion. He refused to tell us what happened.
Key of the Day: E Major
Industri Royal Trivia: Everyone in the band, except for Jens, likes sex.
Wo likes Mondays?
Not Bob Geldof, that´s for sure. Me neither, but now is the day almost over, and I´m about to go to sleep. That´ll be awesome.
-Awesome indeed.
-Who are you?
-No body.
-Awesome.
-Awesome indeed.
And so on....
To day at practice, Joel showed up early. In fact, he was earlier than I, who usually is the earliest.
- Earliest indeed.
Key of the Day: F# minor
Industri Royal Trivia: Sometimes we eat hamburgers but we´re calling them handburgers. That´s fun for us.
-Awesome indeed.
-Who are you?
-No body.
-Awesome.
-Awesome indeed.
And so on....
To day at practice, Joel showed up early. In fact, he was earlier than I, who usually is the earliest.
- Earliest indeed.
Key of the Day: F# minor
Industri Royal Trivia: Sometimes we eat hamburgers but we´re calling them handburgers. That´s fun for us.
Sorry
I am terribly sorru, but there is nothing I can do about the spelling on our band name. It´s supposed to be that way. I think it´s in swedish.
Anyways, since we are from South Tjeckia we mostly speak either south tjeckian or swedish. That is why the grammar and spelling sometimes will be a bit off. But in order to enrich the English language and easiefy my writing, I am going to invent new English words and shortifications (new word already?)
So, today we had a great BP mostly because I´d had a football match an hour before, and scored almost one million goals. Jens was also great. Paprik might have been good as well, but since he forgot to plug in his bass guitar, no one was able to hear him.
Anyways, since we are from South Tjeckia we mostly speak either south tjeckian or swedish. That is why the grammar and spelling sometimes will be a bit off. But in order to enrich the English language and easiefy my writing, I am going to invent new English words and shortifications (new word already?)
So, today we had a great BP mostly because I´d had a football match an hour before, and scored almost one million goals. Jens was also great. Paprik might have been good as well, but since he forgot to plug in his bass guitar, no one was able to hear him.
